Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Sale sharks

An English premiership rugby team that are the most underrated team in the premiership

Tonight’s rugby game is sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks

by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021

parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009

hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

dumpster shark

A raccoon. Within the ecosystem of the dumpster (bacterium, maggot, cockroach, mouse, rat, freegan, raccoon), the raccoon or dumpster shark is the apex predator. It takes only a small amount of decomposing food or garbage to attract these animals, who can seemingly detect the odors from this kind of waste from kilometres away. Sometimes traveling in large groups but typically cruising solo, larger specimens may pose a threat to humans and pets.

Just toss that chopped up body behind the 7-11. The dumpster sharks will take care of the rest.

by objective c March 20, 2010

Vagina shark

A vagina shark is a very horny male who is always on the hunt for vagina!! This animal is characterized by its constant roaming eye and insatiable thirst for all things vagina. There is nothing that will stop this horny male from getting his fill of vagina.

Junior Is the biggest vagina shark I know!

I am so sick of the club scene, there is never any decent men just a bunch of vagina sharks swimming around!

Just last week, this vagina shark tried to hit on my woman!

by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013

mud shark

any white chick that goes lookin for some black meat.

that white girl with tito is a mudshark.

by Lee Broussard April 1, 2003