Shit 

POOP!

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

Shit by thegoodzz July 5, 2010

shit 

shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse

my salad is ruined because a bird shit in it.

shit by ibeaperson July 10, 2010

SHIT 

Acronym for "sure happy it's Thursday."

I'm SHIT because tomorrow's Friday!

SHIT by TJ E October 6, 2010

Shit 

Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

Shit by qawszxcdreftfgejcifnhdjwegFJW September 27, 2011

Shit 

it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

Shit by Krype February 11, 2012

shit 

a quite respectful reference to religion. shit = religion

i dont beleive this shit
if shit happens it is will of allah
jesus : cursed are those who believe in shit without evidence for they shall have their life fucked up

shit by GSG9 December 20, 2013

Shit 

The cuss word shit, or the poop.

1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught

Shit by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014