Get serious 

Why spend time on getting hard that you can spend on getting serious?

Get serious about life, everything is not a game or for sport to everybody.

Get serious by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

I'm serious...Everybody's serious. 

A phrase now copyrighted by one GBG.
Commonly used during heated disscussions when trying to get ones point across about the seriousness of last said statement.

G: I'm serious!

T: (Said in a mocking tone of voice, thinking that he's funny) Everybody's serious!...HEY, THAT'S MINE!!!!

G: It is!!!...It's copyrighted.

I'm serious...Everybody's serious. by Sha Grif Grif January 13, 2004

are you serious 

similar to 'r u sure'

jeff: lisa goosed warren last night
Hardy: are you serious

are you serious by Big John Stud April 11, 2005

Scott Serious

1.When a person says maybe, yes, or no then that person is not serious, therefore that person is "scott serious." This is when the person thinks he or she is serious but really isn't.

2. unable to make decision for self.

3.temporary or permanently loose all of your common sense

Example 01:
Friend A: Dude, I can't decide if I should go to her party or not.
Friend B: Man, you are being scott serious.

Example 02:
Friend A: Hey guys, imma go with u guys.
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Hey nvm, im not going anymore
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Actually, imma go with u guys.

Example 03:
Friend A: Hey u wanna go to the party tonight?
Friend B: Give me 1 hour to decide.
----1 hour later-----
Friend A: Give me another 15 mins.....

Scott Serious by DjPhoMeals October 10, 2012

a serious box of kleenex tissues 

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

a serious box of kleenex tissues by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

for-serious 

meaning are you serious

are you forseriousss

for-serious by jd April 11, 2005

epin serious 

What amis say all the time.

Totally epin serious!

epin serious by Tatorsalad May 18, 2008