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Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green
Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face
by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019
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Big long schlong

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021
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schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.
Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.
by nukeUser May 31, 2006
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schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.
O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!
by Ryan April 18, 2004
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suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.
That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.
by Omni November 12, 2003
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Ridonkulous Schlong

A penis that is beyond ridiculously long, its a ridonkulous schlong!
"dude, i bet jordans has a ridonkulous schlong!"
by suppmelll September 23, 2009
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schlong donkey

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.
I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.
by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008
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