Shapping

masturbating in the shower.

Best thing ever: a good morning shapping

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

Shapping

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.

dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.

by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009

Shlepping

To have a sex in a supermarket shopping trolly, either while still or being pushed, almost as a form of dogging.

So...er...you into Shlepping?

Wanna go for a Shlep?

You up for a Shlep fest on Tesco car park tonight?

by Gavinge August 12, 2008

Slapping Hole

The mammalian act of pursuing and conquering the beautiful., mysterious female genitalia.

strow slaps mad hole.
Who's slapping hole up there?

by slaphole55 February 11, 2015

slapping the slug

the act of male masterbation

robbie has been slapping the slug all day

by CptUnderpants January 3, 2016

slapping bacon

A slang word for sex

Used as a inuendo for high school or college age kids

Eric:Hey Tyler are you gonna get freaky with Angelica tonight
Tyler: Yes we're gonna netflix and chill the get to slapping bacon

by Jellyp2020 March 2, 2016

Slapping the elephant

The act of making a big person angry.

Why is that big guy chasing John? Oh, he was slapping the elephant again.

by ShadedArtZ July 15, 2016