The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.
Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.
by Taintamount December 2, 2016
Get the Sad Hatmug. by These names tho October 17, 2019
Get the Sad owomug. by A_random_canadian October 21, 2021
Get the Sad tapiocamug. by Mich Hawaii May 10, 2006
Get the Sad Daymug. by BlueStripes March 15, 2019
Get the Sad Daymug. When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.
I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.
by Spaz69 October 22, 2014
Get the Sad Cummug. by yeezywhat'sgood June 6, 2017
Get the sad foodmug.