by Scottish guy lol July 11, 2017
Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.
MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!
"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."
"Sell me your shit!"
"ok"
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!
"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."
"Sell me your shit!"
"ok"
by dannycarey December 29, 2011
Homeless guy One: Don't let him disrespect yo, nigga.
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*
by Daniel Clayton Prissypants May 17, 2008
The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).
Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"
Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
by Grant Rampus July 31, 2016
Why would you try to sell someone down the river? That someone could accidentally be your grandmother.
by Sexydimma July 02, 2022
Similar to: yer da sells avon
Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
by arrow2001 June 27, 2021
This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).
“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”
by C L G January 31, 2021