Rule-H 

The Truth Can Hurt

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.

Rule-H by Waboa February 6, 2009

Rule-G 

The "GO" rule States "if the person Ahead of you Goes,then You can Go Yourself".

Of course I noticed that the Traffic-Light had been Red a long Time before he ran it.He went,so I went.Rule-G,Yo.

Rule-G by Waboa February 10, 2009

Rule of Pouting 

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.

*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."

Rule of Pouting by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.

According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!

Rule of the Mountain by leggons May 1, 2015

rule 899 

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.

Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?

rule 899 by sp02 March 15, 2019

Rule 6783 

You can't kill mom…

You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783

Rule 6783 by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021

Rule 1738 

A rule stating that a song, no matter what genre nor how old it is, will have a trap remix. Earning its number from Former rapper, now irrelevant musician and future love and hip hop cast member, Fetty waps term “1738”

Michael thought it was impossible to find a trap version of “She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes” by Ramblin Tommy Scott, however here a trap remix lay before him. I guess Rule 1738 was right

Rule 1738 by Ronny 2 Reagan October 12, 2021