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quick-fire round

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.
"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"
by MagickDio February 4, 2010
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roundabout

place where three or more roads join and traffic must go around a circular area in the middle, rather than straight across
by DSOR MABO May 27, 2019
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Round sheep

When something makes you think deeply about an idea or question.
Also a synonym for the phrase “makes you think”.
Jack - “The universe is quite particularly in certain ways”

Robbie - “round sheep”
Stevie - “it does make you think”
by Mcleanee July 14, 2022
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routermonkey

Routermonkey (noun)

A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.

The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.

Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"

Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007
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putt from the rough

Crude description of gay anal sex. Originated from the movie "Good Will Hunting".
Hey, I got no problem if you putt from the rough!
by RPT December 28, 2005
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New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
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looking rough

Looking rough is when you look tired or in need of sleep. Or just simply looking like shit... Whatever floats your boat.
Me: Damn you're looking rough
Person: yea I know I barely got any sleep and didn't try to look good at all.. It's my give up on life day..
by Un identified creature November 15, 2013
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