romantic

An illusion of idealised love/situation.

Romantic love is not always real.

by Dorz September 9, 2006

Romanian Lay

When a tile installer only installs the tiles which require no cuts or other work to fit. This generally includes open floor areas and wall areas away from other walls, fixtures, drains and objects where the tiles need to be cut. The worker quickly installs these easy tiles and then attempts to convince the boss, customer or job site supervisor they have accomplished a great deal of work and require some form of upfront pay. They then leave the job site with this money and never return to complete the difficult part of the job.

Job site super> Did Alex finish the tiles in the bathroom?
worker> Nope, that bastard did the Romanian lay!
Job site super> I knew we should have paid him after he finished

by BaldFatGuy March 31, 2011

Romania

Noun. A state of a non-platonic relationship that is both chaotic and romantic at the same time.

We were in love, and then we broke up. Now we have fallen into romania.

by Joe Fedcamp August 23, 2006

romantically incorrect

Not saying and/or doing the things in a relationship that reach the standards of an obnoxiously idealistic significant other. Not adhering to the unwritten rules, AKA unrealistic cliches, of romance.

Jane: Ted, I love you so much, I would do absolutely anything for you! Do you feel the same way about me?

Ted: I hate to be romantically incorrect, but no. That's just stupid.

by bdawk20fan July 19, 2010

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

by I'm not okay April 13, 2014

heartless romantic

man/woman who deeply shows romanticism towards one night stands, and other little insignificant relationships towards the opposite sex. "Heartless romantics" usually 1) flirt with the opposite sex in an extreme manor, such as calling them adorable, cute, attractive, and in some cases beautiful, and 2) spend one day with their desired one day/nighter and never call/text them back again.

suzy: oh my god i heard you hung out with timmy yesterday? hes the one that would always call and text you right? he was a complete sweetheart!

allison: yeah, turns out hes a heartless romantic, he hasnt text me or called me since!

suzy: wow what a dingleberry.

by ihate heartless romantics!! July 15, 2009

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010