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Fart Router

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”
by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020
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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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Turkish Exchange Route

The route that the hottest person in the orgy moves along.
Man, her Turkish Exchange Route went straight through Danny and Michelle all the way to me.
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rogue

Meaning Brothers or Homies, But From East Palo Alto not Palo Alto there are Too Rich, Old and White.
by JHades December 28, 2005
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going rogue

vb. slang term for having anal, rather than vaginal sex.
If Bristol Palin didn't want to get knocked up, she should have thought about going rogue.
by analplumage December 3, 2010
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rogitty

Rogitty is a feeling - one where you feel crap but don't really know why...
Are you feeling rogitty?

See www.rogitty.com for more details...
by Thomas Pitts June 7, 2004
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rogue skank

A dirty slut/tramp that invades another whore's corner. Usually works alone but sometimes they come in packs. The greatest offensive weapon against a rogue skank is a mad pimp, soap, or a priest. These vagabonds will scratch your cock out with their finely honed claws if you give them a chance for a handjob. Beware.
Pimp1 : Oh shizzle! It's a rogue skank! Throw a bar of soap at the bitch
Pimp2: Naw man. Just call up a priest!
Pimp3: Da fuck you talking about boy?! She's on my turf. Get the fuck out slutty bitch!
by virginslims August 22, 2010
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