monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.

The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.

by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012

Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall March 27, 2012

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.

My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.

by tsintao June 3, 2009

Crown Roast

When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.

“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”

by Buffalo Parker April 17, 2020

Roasted and Ghosted

When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.

Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."

by relentlessbukkake May 11, 2018