AB Regret

noun; the sensation felt after one indulges himself into a meal at Applebee's; sensations include dizziness, vomiting, extreme headaches, obesity, and explosive diarrhea.

"yo, shoob, wanna go mini-golfing?"
"nawh man, i can't, i feel sick and am suffering from ab regret.

by damnnnbabygirl July 11, 2009

Instant Regret

When you fart immediately after getting out of the shower, thereby negating its effects.

"Aww, man!" "What?" "I just got out of the shower, and i think that fart was wet... Instant Regret"

by ~Aesop~ October 8, 2009

Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.

I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.

by HahaNut27 April 30, 2019

whole lotta regret

the better and more accurate name for playboi carti’s latest album released in Christmas 2020. it’s regretful because carti released such a mid album after making everyone wait for 2 years 😐👎

Person 1: “I just listened to Whole Lotta Red.. i regret wasting time hearing this garbage”

Person 2: “don’t you mean Whole Lotta Regret?”

by who’s barraza December 25, 2020

Regretspedition

an outing that leaves you full of regret and/or shame

Bill: "I should not have gone to the strip club last night."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."

by fireburn1222 September 29, 2014

Regretsation

Regretting something that you committed to doing and wish you hadn’t done.

While performing on stage at the talent show, a wave of regretsation fell over me and I wished I had not signed up.

by @Cassie April 12, 2024

regretiniscence

The mixture of feelings of bitterness, sadness and regret when you realize a song lyric, scene from a movie, or some other kitschy moment is indeliably etched into your memory, wasting those brain cells for more deserving works.

I just heard Elton John's "Ticking" for the first time in probably twenty-five years and I recited every lyric, what a terrible regretiniscence.

by Hartnoy February 20, 2011