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shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
by pentozali August 28, 2010
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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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rey-door-range

The classy way to describe someone who has spent way to much time in the sun or tanning bed. The word derives from red and orange. The perma-i-will-have-skin-cancer-very-soon "tan" that is more red than sea side glow. Usually accompanied with facial grease. Taking a break in the shade or using sun screen is not an option. Also the product of too many intoxicated days in the sun.

Photographs will never turn out good, especially when paired with others not suffering from this discoloration.
Wow she has a serious case of rey-door-range, its all I can see!

They rey-door-range has got (him/her) look greasy and old!
by Ash Z May 20, 2010
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close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)
I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done
by Flairy May 9, 2018
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Free-range email

Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.
"After weeks of messaging on MyMatchFaceSpace, I finally disclosed my free-range email address.
by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Technological range of motion

The amount of technological knowledge one has without searching, Googling, or watching YouTube videos.
I've tried everything I know. That's the extent of my technological range of motion.
by Tukanu May 2, 2023
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