greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo
I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.
by Quadzi November 30, 2021
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raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
by 4182931 March 13, 2018
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Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe
by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021
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Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure
Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!
by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022
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Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.
"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
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Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon
by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023
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