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Douche Puncher

A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.

Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".

Sy.

Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player

Ant.

Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris

Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"

Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."
by The Kat. March 16, 2011
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soul punching

Sex that is so powerful, intense, and orgasmic that it literally hits each other soul.
Omg, sex with her last night was amazingly soul punching.
by GhettoGeek February 24, 2015
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eat your punches

by eboehm February 13, 2017
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Punching the pony

The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.

Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
by Defamation January 27, 2009
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bunny puncher

The term was invented from a character in the Anime "Shin Chan", a mother who holds a stuffed bunny against the wall and punches it repeatedly in the gut to relieve her numerous frustrations.

The term is used to describe someone you know must be going home at night and punching some stuffed animal against the wall in secrecy.
"Shes little tightly strung, a real bunny puncher"

"I can't believe Gail remains so eerily pleasant, how does she do it?"
"I bet shes a bunny puncher!"
by UrbanPictionary January 8, 2008
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Hole Punched

Sarah Went And Hole Punched me while i was with danny
by CJcrunkomafawkolicious September 5, 2011
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chocolate starfish puncher

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.
"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"
by Lookit January 23, 2009
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