pritsmutsch

an onomatopoeic rendering of "prits much," a standard gay-LA abreve for "pretty much." Normally used in written instances like IM or texting, the "-tsch" gives added emphasis to the gutteral, harsh way this fagtastic utterance is usually delivered.

Yuni: OMG did you just eat the last funyun?
Alex: Pritsmutsch

by unclealex February 12, 2008

Pootsack

The best call of duty player of all time, no one can come close to his level....stop trying randoms.

Pootsack please carry my team ladder to top page!

by James Scott Zach November 21, 2011

Potsexual

Feeling sexual feelings towards pots (Unlike pansexual)

yeah my mom is now potsexual

by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022

Probs

An abbreviation used by 15-18 year old girls for the word probably.

Sara: "Are you going to blow Jeremy after prom?"
Christina: "Probs"

by Nick379009 September 24, 2017

Flower Pots

A synonym for rather large breasts (interchangeable for both genders, though primarily used when describing female breasts).

Matt: Looks like you have a boner there, Derek.
Derek: I really don't; it's just my pants.
Matt: Don't worry! It always happens to me when I look at Kassandra's flower pots.

by CrimsonRed June 6, 2009

potshot

The difficult art of jizzing in somebody's face when the lights are out.

Extra points are awarded if the result is still there when they wake up.

It is called a potshot because darkness causes inaccuracy in most cases

*Wakes up*
"Who the fuck has potshotted me?!"

by Steddaz October 20, 2006

Portsmouth

Portsmouth is a tip that smells of fat drunk hobos. There football team is in the lowest league division in the uk and won't ever come up to compete with their superior rivals Southampton. A main factor of this is because they spend money they don't have. Also all their fans talk about is history as they have no present or future.

Portsmouth is an absolute shithole

by Babber September 10, 2016