Prom

A disapointment

"I went to PROM and it was nothing like the Movies so I hate everyone now. Especially Brady, hate that guy."

by Budeman May 27, 2018

I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

Prom Makeup

A term used by men, typically in a condescending way, towards women who wear large amounts of or creative makeup.

Her prom makeup does not look good, is she a drag queen??

by gfxchjkgfcxdchjgfcxhjk May 3, 2023

Going to prom on your own

When you go to prom on your own in a Lamborghini to gain aura instead of going with your friends

sorry I cant go to prom with you as I'm (going to prom on your own) going on my own. I will have so much aura!

by JACKYWAKY July 9, 2025

Prom Digger

When you talk to someone you barely know in hopes on them asking you to their prom. Breaking up with your boyfriend and getting back together right around prom just so your ass isnt date less.

Friend: I just broke up with my boyfriend
Other friend: Omg who are you gonna go to prom with?
Friend: Omg you right, imma get back together with him.
Other friend: Omg youre such a prom digger

by imabadbyoucantkillme May 16, 2018

The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

Prom Night Tight

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge

Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight

by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012