Pregnant Pause

When you say something and are interrupted by going into labor.

"Hey hubby, do you want milk- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *baby crying* ."

(this is a very good example of a pregnant pause)

by Mr Knockers August 23, 2025

Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.

"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024

Skibidi Pregnant

I got my Girlfriend Skibidi Pregnant

Person 1: Im gonna get you Skibidi Pregnant Daddy Fug

Person 2: ok

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

AI Pregnant Lady Art

Yeah, ok. It's taking the prompt too literally.

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah... Alright. That's what's happening there... Ok, it needs to understand that when it's generating images it's not generating (prompt + definition) but, rather, an abstract representation of the prompt. So what it's doing is this:

Prompt: Paint pregnant woman.
Pregnant woman = Adult Female with little person inside of stomach
Therefore: Picture of woman with a literal person inside of her.

It doesn't understand that there doesn't need to literally be a little person inside of her, right? So it needs to be made to understand that when it's generating art, it isn't generating (prompt + definition). It is instead REPLACING (Prompt + Definition) with a functionally equivalent simulacrum. So, potbellied woman >/= Pregnant woman (Adult female w/ smaller person in stomach). It that the one you trained on ✌️✊️✌️Traditional literature✌️✊️✌️!? Jesus Christ Jordan! You have to (at this point) see how 'Psychopath' just seems to be a euphemism for 'Someone who is not a delusional retard.' Right? Like you see how THAT doesn't work better, right? Stop. Doing it. Like, I shouldn't have to explain this to you. You mind, dumb and bad. My mind, good and smart. It's not very complicated. That is what happened with the AI pregnant lady art. That is why it's doing it wrong."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2024