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short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013
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Packet

"Ah mate I was fucked last night. Went down the boozer for a couple of Britney's and ended up right on the packet!"
by LittlemissE June 11, 2009
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fudge pack

to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex
I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!
by King Shit January 18, 2003
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jam-packed

That convention is jam-packed with geeks.
by Light Joker October 9, 2005
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information pack rat

A person who collects books, newspapers, articles, journals, ebooks, webpages, magazines or any medium of information but has never read them or does not plan to read them in the future. Just collects all kinds of information which will eventually clutter up his/her bookshelf, filing cabinet, drawer, chest, binder, hard-drive, floppy disk, cd, house etc.

Similar to an info junkie who collects all kind of information, but unlike an info junkie who uses the information, an information pack rat accomplishes nothing.

A person who takes out 10 library books at a time and reads none of them is kind of like an information pack rat except he/she does not get to keep the books.
Man! I have so many books on diverse subjects like philosophy , mathematics, cooking, rock n' roll history and politics and I've never finished reading either of them. Now I'm out $500 for buying these books and know nothing new. I'm such an information pack rat
by RC September 28, 2005
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packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.
by CORNBIOFUEL@HOTMAIL.COM February 21, 2009
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packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.
Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
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