Pontooning

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

#LING&BONES

Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud

by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024

Pontoontitution

The practice of substituting a pontoon crossing for a bridge

If not for the pontoontitution of the Antonivska bridge, the Russians would not have been able to flee Kherson

by angenent November 6, 2024

Pontoontitution

Action of replacing a bridge with a pontoon. Can be temporary or not. Was often used by the Russian when short of a bridge.

Well, now that there are holes in our only bridge, let's do a pontoontitution. (General Surovikin, 2023)

by PruneArmy November 9, 2024

Pontoontitution

the substitution of a bridge with a pontoon crossing

'After his superiors stole the bridge to sell it for scrap metal, Sergiy decided on pontoontitution as the most feasible option of restoring the transport link across the river'.

by Ea-nasir November 11, 2024

Postcode wars

Postcode wars: A gang phenomenon in the UK, mostly in big cities, where rival gangs clash based on their postcodes. These conflicts can involve stabbings, shootings, and murders, often putting innocent members of the public at risk. Prison authorities sometimes assess inmates’ gang and postcode affiliations to prevent these wars from spilling over behind bars.

Lee: Bruv, what’s all this about postcode wars, in the news is it postmen fighting each other?
Frank: LOL, no you muppet! it means gang warfare in big city's bruv.
Lee: Get you Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

Postmodernism Equals False Fallacy

The blanket assertion that any claim associated with "postmodernism" is automatically false, confused, or dangerous. The fallacy lies in treating a diverse, complex intellectual tradition as a monolithic error, and in using the label as a refutation rather than engaging specific ideas. "That's just postmodernism" becomes a conversation-ender, as if naming the tradition does the work of critique. But postmodernism includes many thinkers with different views; some may be right, some wrong, most complex. The label isn't the argument.

Postmodernism Equals False Fallacy "I mentioned that knowledge might be socially constructed. Response: 'That's just postmodern nonsense!' That's Postmodernism Equals False Fallacy—using the label as a dismissal. But the social construction of knowledge is a serious claim with evidence behind it. Whether it's 'postmodern' or not doesn't determine its truth. The label isn't the logic."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

Postmodernista Es Fallacy

A fallacy where someone dismisses all arguments of a person by labeling them a "postmodernist." The label functions as a dismissal: if you're postmodernist, your arguments are automatically confused, relativist, or nihilistic. The fallacy lies in treating the label as refutation, ignoring that postmodernism is a diverse tradition with serious thinkers and that labeling someone doesn't engage their actual claims. It's intellectual dismissal by category association.

"I mentioned that knowledge might be socially constructed. Response: 'Oh, you're one of those postmodernists.' That's Postmodernista Es Fallacy—using the label to dismiss, not engaging the claim. Social construction of knowledge is a serious position; calling it 'postmodernist' doesn't refute it. It just shows you'd rather name-call than think."

by Dumu The Void March 2, 2026