Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Poserfag

A week little pussy who is typically a skateboarder who looks like a little Faggott Trying to be something he’s not

Jonathan thinks he’s really cool now that he’s a skateboarder, but he’s really just a little poserfag who takes it in the ass.

by Queefsniffer69 August 25, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Pong Poser

People in which play beer pong with everything but an alcoholic beverage

A Pong poser is when a group of people get together to play beer pong, but instead of an alcohol beverage, they substitute it for drinks such as Monster and soda. Taking pictures and acting drunk in the process.

by therealistalive June 13, 2011

Perrier Poser

A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.

Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.

Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.

Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.

by Marry Swanson July 20, 2012

status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

by SSang October 25, 2014

anarcho-posadism

Nuke dem society and build… honestly idk I think it’s just you wanting to nuke the whole world to “rebuild everything” although it’s just you nuking everything to cause destruction and then live in an anarchistic world, basically just nuking everything because you feel like it

Idk of an example I’ll try my best tho

Person 1: I wanna nuke the entire world, I’m sick of this society shit in general

Person 2: that’s what we call anarcho-posadism

Random faint noise: the more you know~

by AstralDice April 15, 2023