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poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.
If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011
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Poof

1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.

3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof
by HeadStoner October 21, 2022
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poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say
im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911
by Mogieymouse August 1, 2024
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poof spinging

its when you sping your poof erotically
last night i decided to sping my poof after you left my house, poof spinging is so fun
by Ejaculation man March 1, 2025
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Poofs

A awesome duck who likes to party all day, and LOVES to drink Pepsi.
Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us

Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015
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Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
by omiftw August 7, 2010
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Puff poof

(U.K. origin) Effectively a gay stoner
“David’s all puff puff and no pass. Can’t be greedy and gay. A puff poof if I ever saw one!”
by bryanayrb November 15, 2025
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