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Front Pony 

front'ponie' /verb/noun

A reverse piggy back involving two people where one person jumps onto another's front, while the other person runs at a medium speed.
Mikey gave a front pony to Clarence and ran into the snack tray.
Front Pony by Get Seriously April 8, 2010

3 headed pony 

Something so crazy, ridiculous and completely out of the ordinary, that words can't explain it. A total freak of nature.
Did you see the face on Jimmy's new girlfriend? She's a total 3 headed pony.
3 headed pony by habeneroboy September 2, 2009
As The Sicknasty Joey Page Would Put It. a nice way of calling someone stupid, idiotic, retarted, dumb, crazy,or loco.
Man did you see that girl dance in the middle of the mall yesterday....Shes so PONDO!!!
Pondo by AhhLexIs February 28, 2008

Pony Ride 

Having sexual intercourse while the male is behind the female. similar to Doggy Style, but grabs a hold of the females hair like the reigns of a pony/horse, possibly making horse noises
Jack was wild, so he went and had a Pony Ride with Sally.
Pony Ride by Jack's outta the Box December 21, 2009

Bologna Pony 

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock
Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

dog and pony show

Pretending to be something you're not or doing something that you want people to think is important when it really isn't.
HR person showing the "new guy" around and pretending her job has importance.

"What a dog and pony show she is putting on"
dog and pony show by Steve S September 14, 2005