sandra ponde

Sandra ponde is typically a devil in human form. She tends to take alot of cock that causes a deformation in the wastal areas of her body in her later years. She doesn't like children and often treats them as slaves to feel power and authority over them. She tends to marry older men. She behaves very controlling but is just trying to make you afraid

Miss sandra

ponde is the worst.

Sandra ponde is not fit to raise/teach these kids

by Harrymcdonald November 22, 2023

Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.

Meet me at Hitler Pond tonight.

by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024

Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.

You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?

by Adumbkid December 8, 2024

whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.

Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off

by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.

Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.

by lnclndglsdb8 October 30, 2017

bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.

Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')

by bee ponder October 31, 2019