Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 6, 2011

Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019

Pitching

Pitching is like shooting if you’re pitching at somebody you’re shooting at somebody or just pitching you’re shooting it comes from the baseball term throwing a pitch

Friend 1: We was pitching at the opps
Friend 2: I wish we came

by CamSoBlack February 22, 2025

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”

Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down”

by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022

It’s pitch

It’s pitch black outside, super dark.

Yo fam it’s pitch outside.

by KaySigma February 23, 2022

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018