Philemon

An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.

You're being such a Philemon right now.

by xdpeppapig December 3, 2019

Philena

dumbshit; to describe someone who got kept down in any form of education for 3 years and over.

your stupid just like a philena.

by CHEABOIIIIIIII October 2, 2010

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

Philistine

It means cool

Y'all are philistines

by Amigopo September 17, 2017

dining philosophers

When two or more individuals order only coffee at a restaraunt and discuss their theories on life.

I went out for a quiet evening and a nice steak but found myself surounded by dining philosophers.

by Patrick Yeck March 11, 2004

waxing philosophic

Masturbating, particular to males.

Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.

by kikicali March 2, 2017

philesh

to philesh is to have sex, to fuck, to bang, etc.

Bro#1 - Yall haven't phileshed yet ?
Bro#2 - Dude we've only hung out once. Give it some time.

by kcawwww February 22, 2010