Philip Rivers

The act of having 10 children in like 11 years, and being a total douchebag. He likes to have sex all day, and thus plays football like a niglet straight from india. The nigga is only kept on the chargers because the owner is too stubborn to admit he made a bad desicion.

1: "fuck you dude ur such a philip rivers"
2: "fuck you fuckin black-ass bitch"

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Philipenis

From South Philadelphia, reference to those uncircumcized, somewhat irregular cock shapes in that part of Philadelphia. Most Philipeni are never upgraded to near mediocre, are never smelling good, should be cut off and sown to one's forehead so the term "Philipenisunicorn" means something more than it already does.

"Your penis has lumps, is swollen from abuse, drips with pus, is so twisted it could be a pretzel, and with that too-tight foreskin, you definitely have a Philipenis

by Roger Wart April 14, 2005

Philips 66

The Best place on the planet
A god among Gas Stations
Most popular "Old School" hang out by far
Still a popular hang out
A Gas station with everything you want
Also known as The P66
Just another place to go when your bored
More enjoyable when you walk there with ur people
Never again will there be a better Gas Station

Yo Mark we're gonna go hang at the Philips 66 wanna come?

Mark: Fuck yes! P66 is the shit!

by P. G. October 20, 2006

Philiness

The essence of awesome.
Cool but not freezing.
Unattainable unless you carry a satchel.

"Her Philiness is just radient"

"Wow I will never have that much Philiness"

by DictionaryDog April 17, 2010

Philipino Nosedive

A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside

Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
Guy 2: i Philipino Nosedived her last night.

by guppy pboi January 21, 2013

Philbilly

Any person from Philly who likes country music, the Dallas Cowboys, or has had to relocate to the south against their will.

I am going to my 15th Kenny Chesney concert at the linc!!!! You're such a philbilly!

by The real Nerdy booboo June 8, 2013

philips cdi

notoriously known as one of the worst video game consoles of all time, this piece of shit was shat out by the company known as philips who made other stuff like VCRs and DVD players but truthfully, they should have stuck to their day job. This console is also home to some really shitty games known as Hotel Mario and Link: The faces of Evil. There is no way that anybody would not have heard about these shitstains because they are notorious on the internet because the cutscenes from these terrible games are used in youtube poops everywhere. Basically, this console is just the purest form of burning dogshit.

"I just bought the Philips cdi!"
"Why?!"

by Wandering Potato December 9, 2014