Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!

by Milkes November 18, 2018

insolvent phantom

A symbol of the threat of economic depression

man 1: great here comes another insolvent Phantom.

by XxMaddiesAnimexX January 12, 2021

goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

phantom planet

they're "the best fucking band in the world!"

"The Snake"
"Eve don't go with Adam, go with me..."

by Kaleigh August 25, 2005

Suicide Pact

An agreement between people where if one person commits suicide all other people in the pact must as well.

Person 1: You guys wanna make a suicide pact?
Person 2: Let’s do it.
Person 3: I’m up for it.

by co2emissions January 15, 2019

Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.

by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006

Phaethon

The son of Helios, the sun god.

Phaethon seeks assurance that his mother, Clymene, is telling the truth that his father is the sun god Helios. When Phaethon obtains his father's promise to drive the sun chariot as proof, he fails to control it and the Earth is in danger of burning up when Phaeton is killed by a thunderbolt from Zeus to prevent further disaster. The name "Phaëton" means the "shining” is also an epithet of Clymenus by Merope or Clymene and Lucifer the Morning Star Venus.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010