The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Queer Pervert

The term “Queer Pervert” may be used as someone who is to “queer” for their being and/or being way to totten.

“She was being a Queer Pervert today and i felt like it wasn’t a good influence on me.”

by zestyydawgzzz June 4, 2023

Pervertative

To describe ideas / ideologies that sexualise and sexually exploit human beings

The lgbtqi+ community have very pervertative ideologies

by John elrondo June 4, 2023

Perverts

People with abnormal sexual behavior

AKA, lots of people on UrbanDictionary

and teenagers (as stereotyped on the internet)

"These perverts here can't keep their stupid kinks and fetishes to themselves. They always express it by writing down fake sexual definitions on non-sexual terms that no one is going to use in that manner. I really don't know why these 'definitions' aren't taken down yet."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Pervert

A person who always thinks about sex and lewd things

Shreyas N always thinks with his dick, I think he is a pervert

by ChinaIsABitch February 21, 2025

Pervert

An ass of a person who likes looking at woman with big breast and a big ass.

Boy: damn did you see that girls boobs nice

Girl: wow you are such a pervert

by Lol mha is gay January 4, 2020

Ambiguous Pervert

A pervert who is down-bad to such an extent that the person finds sexual stimuli in unconventional objects such as:
i) Everyday objects that may or may not indirectly correlate to sexual objects Eg: A bottle with a suitably small opening (if you get it, you get it)
ii) Sexual objects that excite the person, even if they go beyond the gender that one is attracted to. For example, Futanaris.

One day John brings a vacuum cleaner to his room, the next day a Jack O' Lantern with a conveniently carved single hole in it. I snoop into his room to find pictures of futanaris. I fear he has descended down to the level of an ambiguous pervert. He needs help.

by 1=2=3 September 24, 2025