99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

Percalate

V. the act of allowing time before one deficates, as to enrich the overall experiance once it occurs.

After letting my poo percalate for 10 min, I was finally ready to relieve myself.

by JFu July 6, 2007

perch

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.

1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call

by The entire country of Portugal April 25, 2007

percasets disease

Percasets Disease causes mild-severe retardation. It is caused by placing chewing gum in your mouth and not chewing it.

Dude have you ever put a piece of gum in your mouth and forget to chew it?

yea, why?

Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!

by danthebananaman November 19, 2010

Perc

Perc is a Panda like human who usually causes a great ordeal of pandemonium. He comes from an Inca civilization who enjoys the delicassi of eating frogs. A Perc is a great furry friend and is bound to fall in love with a girl named Ale.

Everyone should have a Perc in their lives.

He is such a perc

by Marcothecreator January 26, 2019

2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009