Peasenov

An easily amused person, goof ball,a type of person who is fun to be around

God!! Matt you keep on laughing at those poop jokes,your such a peasenov!!

by joe hitts January 3, 2009

peasant

some lame ass individual who cant do jack and owns little to nothing, not even his/her life. Modern day, can be described as a newcomer to a place or a slow thinker

<Jack loses in a game of kahoot to Phil>
Phil: HAHA retard bow down to me your king of frog sex PEASANT
Jack: ;-;

by st.xe.fni.h January 21, 2020

the peasant

"The peasant" translated to Hebrew is "HaIkar" which has a double meaning, one is, well, 'the peasant' (ha = the, ikar = peasant), and the other is something like 'at least'.
"At least you haven't lost your job" translates to "HaIkar sheLo pitru otxa". This is very funny.

The peasant you don't look like like a zergling!

by xatzil anashim August 29, 2010

PC peasant

Someone who prefers to brag about the potential performance of a PC rather than its capacity to play games.

These specimen will often call themselves gamers, but in reality they cannot enjoy a game unless their immersion obstructing FPS counter shows 60 or above. But they will usually only play grindy competitive games like CS GO and Dota 2 anyway.

Typical PC peasant argument

by Masterracce May 12, 2020

Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

by Satandog September 7, 2014

easy peasy lenin squeezy

A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.

1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."

2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."

by Manish Melwani May 8, 2008

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005