proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.

by himguy November 8, 2008

Proofreader

See the word Milking

by Arnold S future gov of california October 1, 2003

PROOFAAA

In your face!

Do u really need an example?

by Megz And Ria Roo May 10, 2004

Proof'init

To consume an alcoholic beverage that contains no less then 50% whole grain alcohol. The word is derived from the word 'Proof' in which alcohol content is measured according to US standards.

I'm totally proof'init.

by DaRizzle June 22, 2009

proofage

The alcahol percentage of groups of multiple liquors or adult drinks.

i don't know what the proofage of the majority of german beers is, but in the u.s. it's around 4 percent.

by captain thundercrotch November 19, 2010

Paloofle

Paloofle is a man's name. It's pronnounced Pa-loo-fle. It is not a popular name, but it is starting to catch on. Paloofle is name for drummers.

Hershk: Hello, Paloofle! How are you today?
Paloofle: Hi. It's going good!
Hershk: Cool.

by Hershk June 6, 2011

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016