Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

Blowjob Paradox

Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .

I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .

by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018

Leorio Paradinight

Big daddy leorio is the father figure to gon a green haired child. He will protect gon with his life. Hes also studying to become a doctor.

Wow Leorio Paradinight is so cute istg I just want to marry him and bake cookies with his and have 26284638 children.

by iloveshoji January 15, 2021

celebrity car parade

1. A line of expensive or flashy cars outside an exclusive club or restaurant.
2. The name of a website dedicated to covering celebrities and their cars.

We were standing in front of the club and Twista pulled up in a Mercedes-Benz S600, R. Kelly followed behind him in a Maybach, and behind him Fat Joe rolled up in a brand-new Escalade. It was a total celebrity car parade.

by DJ Ellioto January 4, 2008

elton john paradise

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.

Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox

by worm1234 August 9, 2012

Gangsta's paradise

A town which gang activity or other criminal activity is common and glorified by the locals.

Writer-"dam foo I hate how I get checked everytime I write my name up on these walls"
Tagger-"that's just how it is in this gangsta's paradise because everybody wants to hang"

by Golf swag March 18, 2019