Pot parent

One who gets someone into 'smoking the ganja' for the first time.

"wait, is this your first time smoking?"

"yep. looks like you're my pot parent"

by onionsoul November 16, 2013

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010

odins a+ parenting

Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor

Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.

by I SHIP TOO MANY SHIPS April 28, 2019

helicopter parents

Parents that hover over their children, hawkishly "helping" them face the college learning scenario. It is debated whether or not parents that hover are good or bad for their child's overall development.

Jan: Are Jane's helicopter parents back in town this weekend?
Judy: Do you really have to ask that question? They're ALWAYS in town for the weekend.
Jan: Poor, poor Jane.

Jan and Judy weep for Jane's sad existence.

by Mike Grant November 26, 2007

asian parent

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."

by nauyknt August 31, 2005

step parent

A step parent is someone who assumes the role of parent, is married to one of the biological parents, and is not a biological parent. Sometimes this person is more of a parent to the child than the biological parent, sometimes this person is not.

My biological dad's fourth wife is my step mother. The guy I call dad is my biological mother's second husband.

by taraneh October 19, 2004