Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

by Nibtard January 20, 2019

no oral october

Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.

Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october

by I wasn't the imposter October 2, 2020

Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.

I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.

by nucciano March 5, 2021

Floral oral

When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.

My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!

by Tandager June 19, 2022

Laughing oral

When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.

Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!

by Big bad western law enforcer March 2, 2022

Oral Paul

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.

Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”

by FinnShart May 31, 2022

persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.

Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"

by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018