Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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Forehead Master

Do not headbutt the forehead master, he might concuss or kill you.
by TheOnlyRussian March 21, 2024
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Hudson's forehead

The largest thing in the universe to ever exist, surpassing even Wyatt's nose

Hudson's forehead is so massive that it is impossible to imagine or comprehend.
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notarized the forehead

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 10, 2022
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Forehead juice

The act of shitting or pissing on a females( or males) head while their mouth is open
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Forehead Juice

The area of the forehead releasing juice
Sarah has a lot of forehead juice I see!
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Foreheaded

The subtle art of buying somebody dinner and then bringing them to your residence where you have an all white bedspread prepped with some rose petals.

The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.

Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
Hey buddy, keep talking smack on call of duty and your sister will get foreheaded
by GunskillGod June 14, 2021
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