Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.

Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.

by Benchboy June 8, 2018

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

Bench ride

The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.

Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.

by Bartye May 10, 2024

Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives

Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something

by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015