shit fuck

When you want to fuck a chick, but you have no lubricant, shit in a paper bag and rub it all over your penis for maximum pleasure.

I had a nice time with the new shit fuck method

by big titty bitch January 23, 2005

shit fuck

the fucker who smells like shit

-Do you see that shit fuck?
--NOPE... i smell em!

by kambey August 10, 2008

fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson December 12, 2007

Shit Fucks

any person that is at the age of 13 or under and that is walking, riding golf carts, ripsticks, skateboards, four wheelers, and bikes.

Hey guys, look at those shit fucks on the rode. They look retarded and skanky.

by a spic nigger and chinck June 30, 2011

Fuck this shit I'm out

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.

Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

by IDIDATHING November 30, 2015

fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

by Lambnesio September 02, 2006

fuck this shit im out

when you see your mom laying ur dad

me:MOM WHERE ARE YO-
dad: ...
me: yeah..fuck this shit im out

by magic potato of idk January 12, 2018