yo momma

A way to spell yo mama that some very odd people tought of.

Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.

by Ranton February 28, 2005

yo momma

a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.

joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: what the...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: dude will you just let me...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: douche bag

by dipthongrundown January 19, 2011

yo momma

a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!

shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".

by mandi June 17, 2004

ure momma

musk's momma is so fat she's used as an airport to invade iraq

planes land on musk's mom

by cockmeistar April 6, 2003

Big Momma Hoss

the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!

Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...

by Dianenicolexox July 4, 2012

Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

Your momma and them

a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.

How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.

by Sunshine March 24, 2003