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foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.
dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut
by nomnomnut April 19, 2024
mugGet the foreskin nutmug.

foreskin fly

A straight woman or gay man who clings to a man’s foreskin tightly against the man’s will. Like a fly, you can try shooing her away all she wants, but she just comes right back.
“Dude, why’s Janey at your place? I thought you broke up with her months ago.” “I did, bro, but I can’t seem to shake that foreskin fly.”
by Speak E Z June 28, 2020
mugGet the foreskin flymug.

Kayla foreskin

Kayla has a faggot boyfriend named piam foreskin and piam foreskin is gay and like a faggot named jack
by Piam foreskin March 5, 2023
mugGet the Kayla foreskinmug.

gnat's foreskin

A politicians brain can seem no bigger than a gnat's foreskin
by Tiks Farang June 5, 2018
mugGet the gnat's foreskinmug.

Foreskin

Someone who is so full of themselves and believes they are smarter or better then they are. They are oblivious to any faults or flaws in themselves and make complete and utter fools of themselves usually someone from the Waldo county region
Dont be such a foreskin (persons name)
by Littlered girl April 26, 2022
mugGet the Foreskinmug.

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
mugGet the Porky foreskinmug.

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
by Eggsham December 20, 2024
mugGet the The Foreskin Derbymug.

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