jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch

OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf

by weedsterandzach November 10, 2010

high jerk

High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.

Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!

by TheTwinkleToes January 07, 2016

jerk around

to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .

Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.

by HichemFerdes December 18, 2016

jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.

That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!

by sketch1jm August 03, 2019

slush jerk

A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.

Did you see that slush jerk?! He sped up and totally drenched me!

by SassafrasLass April 07, 2016

Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

by FOADboner July 03, 2009

Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.

Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?

by AP Everything October 22, 2019