Nutjob

Slang for a sexual term, which is when one's balls explode or have an intense pain after sex.

Dude, I'm having a nutjob right now and it hurts so bad!

by ChrisD.IsAmazing June 2, 2013

nutjob

an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.

SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost

by hookem May 3, 2010

pimple nutz

when your testicles are smaller then average. like pimples
microscopic.
busts about 1 drop everytime

"yo daniel martinez got pimple nutz"

by timzz September 17, 2007

Deez Nutz

1. Balls
2. A joke
3. BIG

1. Somethin came in the mail for you today..what.. "DEEZ NUTZ". (GOTEM)
2. I want deez nutz inside you
3. Want to suck off deez nutz?

by Got'em Guy November 25, 2015

nukzor

could mean anything, its just a common name to call people by.

Dude, your such a nukzor.

by lalalalalalhahahah October 27, 2007

deez nutz

I will engage on the action of putting my shaft within your mouth and rectify the situation.

You: Exuse me?
Me: Yes?
You: Would you have the time?
Me: Why yes, it's four forty DEEZNUTSINYAMOUF! NOW GET THE STEPPING! BIATCH!!

by Hadeez Nuuts (it's arabic) October 6, 2003

Nutjob

A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.

Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016