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belly nuts

In some ways similar to camel toe, belly nuts refers to the front of an obese person's pants, specifically the effect of the front vertical seam deviding their tucked-in flab into 2 separate watermelon-sized hemispheres.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.

1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.

and

2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.

It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.
"Holy shit! Look at the belly nuts on that lady!"
by OHC June 30, 2004
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musty nuts

Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.
After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!
by BillC July 29, 2006
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Stretch nuts

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010
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Exploding Nutsack Technique

An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.
Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen
by Xero _ Manifest November 19, 2010
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You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.
by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009
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rhinoceros nuts

Slang term describing bravery using the rhino because of its gargantuan size and impenetrably thick skin.
That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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Chill Your Nuts

When one has to chill and or settle down.
or the process of chilling nuts.
1. Dude chill your nuts im almost done.
2.ooh this is cold
by jabooty January 14, 2008
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