Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

Numpion

Someone who does something impressive, although the impressiveness of their action is matched equally or by greater levels of stupidity.

What a Numpion!

by Grom Webtroll April 1, 2017

numpiness

When you cut off the circulation to your male genitalia, so that you lose feeling in it. ( = numb penis)

I sat on the John too long, now I've got a bad case of numpiness.

by Handleswatermusic November 1, 2017

numly

Someone who speaks a sentence that is unintelligent and unnecessary periodically through out a conversation or does an action that is equally dumb

*person slapping their cheeks to make funny sounds*
Me: You’re such a numly

by Drew Dyrewood June 1, 2018

nump

someone who is being an idiot that is making someone laugh by being an idiot

you are such a nump!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Numps

Numps is the best.

It was created as a form of saying punkiiins, then it was numps.

Was featured on Toronto rappers WhyG and Houdini’s song “Auntie”

In the trap with your Auntie (hey auntie)

She whip up a brick in her pantie (Thong)
It's WhyG and Houdini (Crodie)
I think she want to get battri

I put a Dubz in my backy (“numps”)

Numps: hey numps
Other numps: wathup numps

by Numps March 1, 2019

Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019