I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you

"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.

I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!

by Catmando2 November 4, 2017

Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

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Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Broke the promise

If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining

"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"

by Im depressed :D March 24, 2021