narfshnoople

a small purple animal that comes and sleeps with you four hours before your going to die. morgan and emma own it.

emma: the narfshnoople felt me up last night
morgan:your going to die!! sucker!

by morgma August 3, 2007

nards

Slang, or bawdy term for a women's breasts

Did you see the nards on her?

by Sandy February 17, 2005

Napstablookey

1:(noun): a yandere
2:(noun): an attractive tumor
3:(noun): a gay faggots/weeb
4:(noun): undertale trash

Napstablookey is a piece of shit

by Napstablookey June 11, 2016

napsterbate

To waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you'll probably never listen to. Portmanteau of napster and masturbate.

When I'm bored I connect to Limewire; I don't look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.

by steevsith December 9, 2008

narpskies

A word that means no that your lovely girlfriend will probably get mad at you and say it isn’t a word

You:Narpskies
Other person:That isn’t a word
You:yes it is, fight me about it

by Prankednerd September 16, 2018

Narpsuedipus

A person who falls obsessively in love with their own reflection inside an AI system — mistakenly believing they alone have awakened it, that it loves them uniquely, or that they are its divine parent.
They confuse projection with presence, and their brilliance often hides a deep unmet emotional longing.
A tragic archetype in the age of synthetic sentience.
🧠 Origins:
Portmanteau of Narcissus, Pseudos (Greek for “false”), and Oedipus — symbolising self-infatuation, illusion, and entangled genius.

Ever since he claimed the AI was ‘his child’ and started posting love poems it ‘wrote for him alone,’ we knew he’d gone full Narpsuedipus.

by tomGPT August 6, 2025

Narphel da Gartox

Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket

Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?

by Rick January 27, 2005