chug muppet

a sloppy drunk, overweight, hideously ugly woman who cannot stop causing ridiculous amounts of drama online thinking she will never suffer the consequences of her actions...

Hey did you see what that chug muppet Roseann put on her FB status about Brian last night?
Yeah, but she should talk...someone's got camera pics of her giving drunk head to a homeless man after the Journey concert the other night.

by Jimmy from the Ville October 17, 2010

Sneaky Night Muppet

(1) One who moves with great stealth in the shadows, and attacks without remorse.
(2) A Lurker assasin who makes little or no noise until it is too late.
(3) A cold-blooded killer that gets inside your head and kills you from within.

Before we knew what was going on, the Sneaky Night Muppet was upon us, inside our base, killing us off one by one.

by Websters June 15, 2004

nefarious muppet

An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.

"Stop trying to kill me you nefarious muppet!"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

fudge-muppet

when you shit your pants so bad it goes up the back of your shirt

i think i just fudge-muppet

by BIG mac muppet March 14, 2019

nefarious muppet

Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.

Usually from Plymouth.

"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"

by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005

Gay Muppet

A person with facial hair or hair on their balls.

Marilyn Manson referred to the producer as a gay muppet and kicked him off the set.

by asuz April 30, 2012

Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018