Mumsplaining

Where a parent steps in a bit too quickly to speak on behalf of children purely (in their mind) to make a social setting run a bit more smoothly.

See Sydney Morning Herald, July 3, 2022: Opinion: Can we please cut down on the mumsplaining? Stephen Brook

Adult to Child: “Which school are you going to go to?”
Before the child can answer the child’s chief communications agent and PR manager (i.e. mother) mumsplains (mumsplaining): “She is going to the local school like her older sister and brother,”

by Tevqu July 3, 2022

Mums

The ultimate promise. By swear on your mother, you are speaking the absolute truth, if not your mother dies

"you swear on your mum? MUMS?"
"Ye, Mums"

by WESLEYPERTH August 12, 2022

mummy milkers

Tiddies dat are big

She gowad dem mummy milkers

by Ballsmuncher May 14, 2023

MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

by pornstitute August 16, 2023

cruel-mumsey

used as a derogatory term at someone who is in a bad mood and is taking this out on the speaker

"you are one cruel-mumsey"

by mr.d. isingworth April 12, 2008

shit mummy

When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.

Sarah was John's shit mummy.

by Sslide June 10, 2017

purple mummy

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

by weekndworrior October 26, 2017