The aftermath of hot snakes from a week full of taco bell and indian food often resulting in bleeding rectum and or severe uunimaginable loss of all hope for a normal life
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When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.
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Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.
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